What it was doing in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Yesterday I smoked my first home cured ham. This ain’t one of your dry cured fancy iberico’s, this was brine cured and then hot smoked. I’m going to try dry curing soon enough but I should learn to slither before I crawl. In the event it was really good and it’s fun to have the smoker going for any reason. After a generous 8 hours of oak smoking I brought it in the kitchen and drained off the gravy/fat/grease into a big pyrex pitcher, re-wrapped the ham and went to bed.
I went out to the kitchen just before 5 to get some water and a bird flew from the dining table across the kitchen and landed on the stove hood. I finally got some eye focus working and saw that it was a screech owl but something was off. Evidently after being rudely thrown through the kitty door by our favorite predator it had suffered the additional indignity of falling into the ham goo which it had then distributed liberally around the kitchen. From the (owl) waist down it was completely basted in spicy barbecue ham stuff. It was resigned to letting me catch it and I toweled some of the sauce off and checked for broken bones. The cat usually brings birds in unharmed and brings them to me. I’ve gotten pretty good at catching them and letting them go (it was a meadowlark just last week). The rodents, pack rats, mice, swamp rabbits, whatever, he brings in but usually eats, pronto.
Feeling that the owl (its hard not to spell it like Pooh, ‘wol’) was going to be OK I showed it to herself and we let it go. It flew away with that wonderful muted flight that owls have and I hope that it could groom the ham sauce away. I bet its mate would have some pointed things to hoot about, what with the spiciness, the smokiness, the cattyness and the sauciness.













